Nudist Colony

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter

from his mother asking him to send her a current photo

of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let

her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a

photo in half and sends her the top part.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a

picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo.

He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the

wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.  A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...it makes your nose look short!"