A husband got in big trouble after
forgetting his wedding anniversary. His wife gave him an ultimatum:
"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from
zero to 200 in two seconds flat."
The next morning the man woke his
wife, and urged her to look out the window at the driveway. She did and let out
a scream when she saw what he bought her ... a bathroom scale.
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