There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he
couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help,
sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little
later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?"
The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the
preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't
you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"
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