How Did You Get Here?

Two women have just arrived at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on  how they died. First Woman: "Myself, I froze to death" Second Woman: "You froze to death? how horrible!" First Woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began  to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" Second Woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating,  so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in  the den, watching TV." First Woman: "So what happened?" Second Woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that  I started running all over the house looking. I ran up to the attic and searched,  then ran all the way back down to the basement and searched. Then I went through  every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,  and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over from a heart attack and died." First Woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - We'd both still be alive..."