Little Johnny
is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their
favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime --
Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel,
a neighbor man takes him aside and says,
"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
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