Little Tim was in the garden filling
in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced
youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there,
Tim?"
"My goldfish died,"
replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried
him."
The neighbor was concerned,
"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of
earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your stupid cat."
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