The dentist pulls out a Novocain
needle to give the man a shot, so he can extract the man's tooth. 'No way! No
needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the
nitrous oxide and the man objects I can't do the gas thing. The thought of
having the gas mask on is suffocating to me! The dentist then asks the patient
if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection,' the patient says.
'I'm fine with pills.'
The dentist then returns and says,
Here's a Viagra tablet.'
The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't
know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'
It doesn't' said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you something to hold
on to when I pull your tooth.'
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