A Senior Preference

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 

'So I hear you're getting married?' 

'Yep!' 

'Do I know her?' 

'Nope!' 

'This woman, is she good looking?' 

'Not really.' 

'Is she a good cook?' 

'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 

'Does she have lots of money?' 

'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'  

'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 

'I don't know.' 

'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 

'Because she can still drive!'