A burglar broke into a home and was
looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you".
Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice
said "Jesus is watching you".
He turned his flashlight around and
saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the
parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the
parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people
would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said, "The
same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
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