A young
woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One
evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on
my door, make my bust-line forty-four."
Instantly,
there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous
proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in
minutes they both return.
This time
the husband crossed his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door,
make my penis touch the floor."
Again,
there is a bright flash and........ both his legs fall off.
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