More On Short Marriage Jokes

Donations Knock on the door. "Hello sir, would you like to contribute something to the old folks home?" "Yes, actually." Beams the old man.  "Inge, put your jacket on and pack a suitcase!" Shopping An elderly couple is walking in the city, hand in hand, when they pass a jewelery store. The wife turns to her husband with a smile: "Love, would you buy me a chain?" "Why?" Asks the husband, "Tired of being free?" Qualities A woman asks her husband: "What do you like about me the most? My beautiful face or my sexy body?" The husband gives her a long, appreciating look. "Your sense of humor."