After 25 years of marriage, a
husband took a long look at his wife one day and said: "Twenty-five years
ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, and I slept on a sofa bed, but I
got to sleep every night with a sexy twenty-six year old blonde. Now, we have a
nice house, a nice car and a big bed, but I'm sleeping with a fifty-one year
old woman. It seems that you're not pulling your weight."
She replied calmly: "Then why
don't you go out and find a sexy twenty-six year old blonde? And when you do,
I'll make sure once again that you'll be living in a cheap apartment, driving a
cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed."
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