Saturday, May 10, 2014

Time for a Divorce



"I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for a divorce." "Sorry to hear that pal." said his partner. "May I ask why?" "I found her supply of birth control pills." said the first. "Listen Frank, with all due respect to your religion, I just can't see leaving your wife for what the Church says is a sin." "It ain't just that." stormed Frank. "I had a vasectomy over five years ago."

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