Thursday, May 8, 2014

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno



  • Welcome to a very special edition of "The Tonight Show." The White House announced that in the coming days, President Obama will be reaching out to Americans who have lost their jobs. In fact, that’s why he’s here with me tonight. He’s talking to me personally.
  • As our studio audience knows, the security today was incredible. In fact, first lady Michelle Obama already had the Secret Service sweep the president’s dressing room for chips, pizza, ice cream, and any kind of snack, donut, any kind of sweets.
  • Happy birthday to President Obama. He turned 52 over the weekend. You can see he is getting a little grayer. In fact, they are starting to call him "The Silver Fox." That’s because most of the silver in his hair was caused by Fox.
All our best to former President George W. Bush, who is recovering from successful heart surgery today. All day the media have been sending get-well wishes to President Bush. Fox News sent flowers. MSNBC sent a steak and cheese fries.

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