A couple goes to an agricultural
show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching
the auctioning off of bulls for stud.
The man selling the bulls announces the
first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60
times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the
ribs, and comments: "See! That was 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold:
"Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last
year."
Again the wife bugs her husband:
"Hey, that's some 10 times a
month. What do YOU say to
that?!"
Her husband is getting really
annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this
extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the
arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about
YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by
now, and yells back: "Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer
if they were all with the same cow!!!"
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