A middle aged woman had a heart
attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a
near death experience. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God answered, “No,
you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to
stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more
time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was
released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was
hit by a car and died immediately.
Arriving in front of God, she
demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn’t you pull me
from out of the path of the car?”
“I
didn’t recognize you.”
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