The Farmer's Interview

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause  of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have  some theories on the matter. This “TRUE” interview went as follows: The lady reporter:  “I am here to collect information on the possible sources  of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?” The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Did you know that a bull mounts  a cow only once a year?" Reporter: (obviously embarrassed):  “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information  but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?” Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?” Reporter:  “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting  to the point?” Farmer:  “I am getting to the point, Miss.”  “Just imagine, if I was playing  with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't  YOU get mad?” THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.