A man and
his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy
Land , for $150."
The man
thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The
undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when
it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"
The man
replied, "Long ago a man died
here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
take that chance."
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