General Motors, feeling it was time
for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company
of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO
noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to
let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning
against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man
looked at him and replied, "I
make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in
cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about himself,
the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me
what that bloody slacker did here?"
From across the room came a voice:
"That was the pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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