An Arizona couple, both well into
their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for
you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us
have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but
he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he
agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor
says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes
them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple
returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit
puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in
a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays
the doctor, then leaves.
Finally, after 3 months of this
routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are
you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find
out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we
can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and best of
all....
Medicare
pays $43 of it.'
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