"Ever
since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got
me to stop
drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of
the night.
She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts,
gourmet
cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,
said the man.
"Sounds
like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,"
remarked
his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she
just isn't good enough
for me."
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