Bill has worked in a pickle factory
for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a
terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife
suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome
this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely
ashen.
His wife asks, "What's wrong,
Bill?"
"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened???"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, um, she got fired too."
"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
His wife gasps, "My God, Bill, what happened???"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, um, she got fired too."
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