Ralph
is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's
birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the
toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the
window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?"
She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to
the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach
for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all
the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the saleslady
says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat,
Ken's furniture..."
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