Andy's wife, refusing to give in to
the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics
guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the
mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband -
"Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I
am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy
replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she
gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying:
"WHOA, hold on there sweety...
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