One Monday morning the postman was
walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.
As he approached one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still
in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by Craig,
the home owner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles
for the recycling bin.
'Wow Craig, looks like you
guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman commented.
Craig, in obvious pain, replied,
'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like
moving since 4:00 o’clock Sunday morning .We had about 15 couples from around
the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got
so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?'
The Postman thought for a moment
and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'
‘Well, all the guys go in the
bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family
jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who
it is..'
The postman laughed and
said, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'
'Probably a good thing you did,' Craig responded, 'Your name came up 7 times.'
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Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Who Am I ?
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