The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored
so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with
him the whole time,
so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob
and comes to breakfast the
next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot. They said, 'Man,
what happened to you?
He said,
'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. '
The next
night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all
standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You
look
awful!'
He said,
'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night
.'
The
third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. ' Good
morning,'
he said.
They
couldn't believe it! They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said,
'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on
the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob
sat up and watched me all night...'
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Wednesday, January 14, 2015
The problem With Bob
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