Bet At The Nursing Home

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home  when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet  we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and we can tell your  exact age.'Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his  drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up  and down several times. Determined To prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all  said in unison, 'You're 87 years Old!' Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world  did you guess my age?' Slapping their knees, high fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies  happily crowed..... 'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'