A man finds himself in front of the
Pearly Gates to heaven. In front of them, stands a guardian angel. As the man
approaches, the angel greets him and warns him it is not so easy to get in
heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the fellow religious
in life? No? The guardian angel told him that's bad.
Was he generous? give money to the
poor? Charities? No? The guardian angel told him that that too was bad.
Did he do any good deeds? Help his
neighbor? Anything? No? The guardian angel was becoming concerned.
Exasperated, the angel says,
"Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to
help. Now think!"
The man says, "There was this
old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's
Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and
abusing her.
I got so mad I threw my bags down,
fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her
feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable,
cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".
"Wow", said the angel,
"That's actually very impressive. When did this happen"?
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