Gone Too Far

A newlywed couple gets a special present for their nuptials: A brand new sports car.  As they leave the wedding, they are so excited they drive faster than they ever had.

"Faster! Faster!!" Yells the new bride.

"I'll make you a deal." Says the groom with a smile. "If I do 200mph, you take off your dress. Deal?" he asked. 

"Yes!" said his adventurous wife. 

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off her dress.           

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car soon  skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was fine, but the groom got jammed beneath the steering wheel. 

"Go and get help!" he cried. 

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" 

"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself." 

Holding the shoe over her private area, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My husband's stuck!" 

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do... he's in too far."