The
science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if
you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"
Little
Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth
a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette."
The
teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie.
Little
Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than
gold and I could buy a Porsche."
The
teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny.
Little
Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone."
The
teacher said, "Silicone? Why silicone, Little Johnny?"
"Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and
you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
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