All the
good knights were leaving for the Crusades.
One knight
told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most
beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have
her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to
her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."
The
company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud
of dust approaching.
Thinking
it might be an important message from the town the column halted.
A horseman
approached. It was the knight's best friend.
He yells - "Hey,
you gave me the wrong key!!"
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