The cowboy lay sprawled across three
entire seats in the theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he
whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one
seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the
manager. The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle.
In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried
repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the
police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right
buddy, what's you're name?"
"Sam," the cowboy
moaned.
"Where ya from,
Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam
replied....... "The balcony."
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