A young newlywed couple wanted to
join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new
parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple
agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor asked them, "Well,
were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?"
"Pastor, I'm afraid we were not
able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied.
"What happened?" inquired
the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can
of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I
was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course,
that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the
pastor.
"That's okay," said the
young man. "We're not welcome at the
grocery store anymore either."
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