A man is driving down a deserted
stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It
reads:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks it was just a figment of
his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another
sign which says:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that
these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST, NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him
and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber
stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
He climbs the steps and rings the
bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you, my
son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs
along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please
follow me."
He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and
tells the man,
"Please knock on this
door."
He does as he is told and this door
is answered by another nun in long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun
instructs,
"Please place $50 in the cup,
then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He gets $50 out of his wallet and
places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips
through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he
finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO
IN PEACE
YOU
HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
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